Batman and Joker Quotes – Best of All Time

Looking for some interesting Batman and Joker quotes. Here we have some famous and best joker quotes of all time. We have also included Quotes and Dialogues said by the Joker in all Batman Movies.

Batman and Joker Quotes

“A hero can be anyone even a man doing something and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy’s shoulder to let him know that’s the world hadn’t ended” – Batman, The Dark Knight Rises

“All men have limits. They learn what they are and learn not to exceed them. I ignore mine” – Batman

“This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I destined to do this forever” – Joker

“It doesn’t matter who we  are what matters is our plan” – Bane

“People don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed” – Joker

“It’s not who i am underneath but what i do that defines me” – Batman

“Give a man a mask and he’ll become his true self” – Joker

“Why should I apologize for the monster I have become? No one ever apologized for making me this way” – Joker

“A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love” – Joker

“When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die” – Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

“Monsters don’t sleep under your bed they sleep inside your head” – Joker

“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because its easier than explaining what is killing you inside” – Joker, The Dark Knight Rises

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free”– Joker, The Dark Knight Rises

Batman and Joker Quotes

“Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserves more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded” – Batman, The Dark Knight Rises

“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes…CHAOS” – Joker

“I’m strong because I’ve been weak. I’m fearless because I’ve been afraid. I’ve wise because I’ve been foolish” – Joker

“Hope is lost faith is broken a fire will rise” – Batman, The Dark Knight Rises

“You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength” – Joker

“War does not determine who is right- only who is left” – Batman

“We live in the world of hypocrites; where people pray for your downfall, but smile in your face like they love you all at the same time.” – Joker

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain” – Harley Dent

“They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same” – Joker

“A hero is someone who steps up when everyone else backs down” – Batman

“No matter how good you are, people will judge you according to their moods and needs” – Joker

“You fight like a young man with nothing held back admirable but mistaken” – Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

“The only sensible way to live is without rules” – Joker

“It doesn’t matter who we are… What matters is our plan. No one cared who i was until i put on the mask” – Bane

“I am like a Dog chasing cars… I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it..” – Joker

“I wondered what break first your spirit? Or your body?” – Bane

“Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push” – Joker

“Why do we fall? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up” – Batman

“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us” – Joker

“Sometimes it’s only madness that makes us what we are” – Batman

“Even been so angry that you skipped anger and went straight to laughing like a Lunatic” – Joker

If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. – Batman

“All it takes just one day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day” – Joker

“Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share. That’s why it’s so important. It separates us from them” – Batman Begins

“Justice is about harmony, revenge is about you making yourself feel better” – Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins

“You always fear what you don’t understand” – Batman Begins

“So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there is always Madness… Madness is the Emergency exit” – Joker

“I wear a mask. And that mask, it’s not to hide what I am but to create what I am” – Batman

“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… Stranger” – Joker

“Things are always going to get worse before they got better” – Joker

“A hero is not someone that never falls but gets up again and again never losing sight of his dreams” – Batman

“You only have your thoughts and dreams ahead of you. You are someone. You mean something” – Batman

“Do you want to know why I use a Knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In.. you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?” – Joker

“Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share. That’s why it is so important. It separates us from them” – Batman Begins

“Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it’s not who you are underneath, its what you do that defines you” – Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins

“This is your mask. Your real face is the one that criminals now fear. The man I loved, the man who vanished, he never came back at all. But maybe he’s still out there somewhere. Maybe some day, when Gotham no longer needs batman, I’ll see him again” – Rachel Dawes, The Dark Knight Rises

“If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and squish me into the cement. But I know how he thinks even more than kryptonite, he’s got one big weakness. Deep down, Clark’s essentially a good person and deep down, I’m not” – Batman

“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes at you” – Batman

“The training is nothing..the will is everything. The will to act” – Batman

“Everything is impossible until somebody does it” – Batman

“You think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. I didn’t see the light until I was a man..”– Bane

“Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the window” – Batman

“If you kill the killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same” – Batman

“Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you” – Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

“The theatrically and deception powerful agents against the uninitiated but we are initiated” – Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

“I didn’t see the light until I was already a man by then it was nothing to me but blinding” The shadows betray you, because they belong to me. – Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

“The shadows betray yo because they belong to me” – Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask” Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

“The night is darkest just before the dawn. And i promise you, the dawn is coming” – Harley Dent

“Some men just want to watch the world burn” – Alfred Pennyworth, ‘Batman, The Dark Knight Rises’

“I knew Harley Dent. I was his friend, and it will be very long time before someone… Inspire us the way he did” – Jim Gordon ‘Batman , The Dark Knight Rises’

“You are precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven’t” – Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight Rises

“Drive sports cars, date movie stars, buy things that are not for sale… Who knows, master wayne? You start pretending to have fun, you might even have a little by accident” – Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight Rises

“It’s just not your name, it’s your father’s name.. And that’s all that’s left of him. Don’t destroy it” – Batman Begins

“The world doesn’t make sense until you force it to” – Batman

“If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice” – Joker

“Adults… Struggles desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how superman can possibly fly, or how batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it’s not real” – Batman

“You don’t get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being batman? You get to be batman” – Batman

“I run blindly through the madhouse… And I cannot even pray… For I have no god” – Batman

“I’m the goddamn batman” – Batman

“I offered them utopia, but they fought for the right to live in hell” – Batman

“Laugh and the world laughs with you!” – Joker

“A gun is liar’s weapon” – Batman

“Hmf. I suppose you’ll take up flying next, like that fellow in Metropolis” – Batman

“Actually, I’d always thought he sat in the library with a slim volume of metaphysical poetry until the commissioner called him on the bat phone and summoned him into action. Holy paranormal activity, nightingale – to the jag mobile” – Batman

“The American conscience died with the Kennedys” – Batman, The Dark Knight Returns

“Look at me. Do you see terror? Do you see fear? Or is it just your own reflection?” – Batman

“Live bravely in the time you have and smile at the void” – Batman

“You can never  escape me. Bullets don’t harm me. Nothing harms me. But I know Pain. I know Pain. Sometimes I share it with someone like you” – Batman

“Don’t try to play crazy with me, I’m lot better at it” -Joker

“No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness” – Joker